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Keep The Change

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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