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Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot


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