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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

Lost Unfriendly Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's animal shelter - where lost cats call home

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. - G K Chesterton

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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