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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump


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