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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

Lost Unfriendly Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's animal shelter - where lost cats call home

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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