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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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