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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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