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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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