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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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