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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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