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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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