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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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