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The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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