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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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