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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman