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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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