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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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