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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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