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My Life in Segments

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My Life in Segments thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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Italian Fire Exit

Scottish Lawnmower

Self Confidence

Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

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