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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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