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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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