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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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