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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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