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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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