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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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