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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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