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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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