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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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