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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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