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All our loves are first loves. - Susan Fromberg

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

One is easily fooled by that which one loves. - Moliere

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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