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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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