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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Those who set their minds on virtue will do no evil. - Chinese proverb

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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