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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Of all the virtues, cheerfulness is the most profitable. - Orison Swett Marden

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The problem with people who have no vices is that they're pretty sure to have some annoying virtues. - Elizabeth Taylor

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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