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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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