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Pizza Melt

How not to cook a pizza

Pizza Melt thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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