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Pocket Book

Honey, did you empty my pockets before doing the laundry?

Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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