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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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