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Pocket Book

Honey, did you empty my pockets before doing the laundry?

Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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