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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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Your Meal Is Ready

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