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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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