Redneck DoorBells
How to contact your deer Redneck friend
No one ever rings Bubba's doorbell - at last, peace and quiet!
QuotaBillsWhen one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb
Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas
Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox
Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas
The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore
All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa
He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow
The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller