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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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