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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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