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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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