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Joy is not in things, it is in us. - Benjamin Franklin

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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