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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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