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It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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