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I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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