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Redneck Stove Burner

Bubba makes light of his kitchen

Redneck Stove Burner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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