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Redneck Water Taps

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Redneck Water Taps thanks to Fred Jerant

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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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Hallway Detour

For Your Synths

Ladder Load

Beach Drag

Amish Smart Car

Sitting on the Hot Seat

Redneck Wiener Roast

Free Trip To Heaven

Is There a Hell For Animals?

Double Line Parking

Without Government

Nose For Coke

Crisp Chips

3 Stages Of A Man's Life

Tipsy Crane

Clear View

Redneck Ladder

Home Depot Delivery

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

Are You OK?

Downchuck

Rickshaw Workout

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