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Revenge of the Stallion

How Bubba fell head over heals for his favourite mare

Revenge of the Stallion thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Horse'n Around

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson


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