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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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