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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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