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Rooftop Hopscotch

Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

Rooftop Hopscotch thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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