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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

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An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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