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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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