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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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