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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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