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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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