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Sick Tombstone

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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