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Sick Tombstone

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Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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