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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

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Jumping off the deep end

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Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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