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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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