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Sinking Feeling

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Jumping off the deep end

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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