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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman


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