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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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Meet Thomas Sperry at the Cottonwood Visitor Center

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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