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Sock Anatomy

True confessions from the inside of your sole

Sock Anatomy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


Fire Distinguisher

Escapism

Skywalking

Wine Karaoke

An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon

Do Nothing Day

Maxi Boot Sorbet

United Procrastinators

Tower of Pisa Restorer

Healthy Breakfast

Breathe in the Ocean

Half Price Car

Chinese Music School

iPhone Nose Charger

Mom Posting

Soul Repair

Grown Up Yet?

Chest Walk

Car Axident