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Sock Anatomy

True confessions from the inside of your sole

Sock Anatomy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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