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Spider Girl

Spider-man meets his web-match

Spider Girl thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The day that Spider-man sat down and spied-her

Blurred vision arachnophobia

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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Front Row Seats

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Roof Ride

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