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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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