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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler


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