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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler


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