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Stealth Readers

Finding peace and quiet in the library

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes