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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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