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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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