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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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