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Sun Protection thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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