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Tartan Treasures

If it's Nae Scottish... i's Crr~ap!

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

Where Highland Dancers do it for reel

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

on the east side of the Cabot Trail, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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