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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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