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Vacation At Last

When you know it's time for a holiday

Vacation At Last thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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