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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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