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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

A man that is afraid is never a man. - Henry Ward Beecher

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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