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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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