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I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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