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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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