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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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