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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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