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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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