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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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