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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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