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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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