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Baby Weightlifter

Little Johnny's 'Wait - Lifting' tips

Baby Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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