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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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