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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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