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Getting 'back' to the basics

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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