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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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