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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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