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Getting 'back' to the basics

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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