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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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