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Bad Feather Day

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If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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