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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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