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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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