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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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