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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal


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