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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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