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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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