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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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