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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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