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Wait Lifting - 'When I grow up I'm gonna be a strong man'

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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