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Wait Lifting - 'When I grow up I'm gonna be a strong man'

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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