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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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