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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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