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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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