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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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