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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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